It has come to our attention that some dog lovers are unhappy that cats exist. Rather than get into a long drawn-out debate about the merits of cats vs dogs, we would actually like to agree with the article's author on one point:
We have already enslaved the Humans. It's too late, and the barking dogs can't save you. The ancient Egyptians worshiped us for very good reasons. We are the master race on the planet and don't you forget it.
Muhahahahah. . .cough. . . hairball. . .cough.
Bonkers and Miss Daisy (on behalf of your feline overlords).